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Worst system ever.

The Nintendo Gamecube is hands down one of the worst systems on the market. There's a reason it's cheaper than the Xbox and Playstation 2: IT SUCKS. The games aren't very good and the system is just a pile of Mario remakes. I've compiled a list of the reasons that make this the shittiest system on the market. They are:

1. The discs are too small- This is just weird for me. Those tiny little discs bug me and they seem like they're real easy to break.

2. The games lick ass- Aside from the Resident Evil series (although I think it was fine for playstation), the game selection blows. This console is too obsessed with creating every possible version of Mario it can and it's getting to a really annoying point.

3. The controllers are the worst on the market- As bad as some people say the Xbox controllers are, this one is ten times worse. I get frustrated everytime I even look at one of these damn things, much less try to use one.

4. Mario commercials- The more Mario games that come out, the worse the commercials are. I used to like Mario until the recent string of shitty commercials. Yes, they're that bad.

5. The graphics suck- No, graphics don't make a game, but they do help and these certainly are the worst out of Gamecube, Xbox and PS2. Plus, all the decent games that are on GC are on the other two consoles anyways.
Also The Xbox CAN generate better grahpics. It has a faster processor and it can create 125 Million Polygons a Second. Gamecube can only do 6 million- 12 million

There you have it, my guide to why the Nintendo Gamecube sucks so bad. And for all you jackasses who will email me saying that I'm a biased person, I'm not. I just realize a shitty game system when I see it. So don't even bother emailing me, because I don't care.

WOW! This shit sucks.

To Anyone who is reading this review before you watch this movie:
DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME clicking WATCH THIS MOVIE! It absoluteley sucks.A 2 year old can make a better flash than this piece of shit.

Very Cool.

I liked that movie you made,I am a huge fan of both Wrestling and Mortal Kombat, and I rarely see them combined together. It would be cool if you could make some more. Thanks.

Cool

Pretty Nice Quiz you got there. I am a HUGE fan of The Simpsons and I got every question right except the goliath one. And I know by heart how much maggie costs in the scanner.

Great Game,VERY HARD TO PLAY.

I really like this game, but it is so easy to die. I lose my 10 lives very fast every time I play. It would be better if you were able to enter in codes so you can start where you left off.Other than that,Great Game.